Where is your mobile phone? Kitchen
Where is your significant other? None
Your hair colour? Brown
Your mother? Tired
Your father? Working
Your favourite thing? Stories
Your dream last night? Frenetic
Your dream goal? Travel
The room you're in? Office
Your hobby? Reading
Your fear? Snakes
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Away
Where were you last night? Home
What you're not? Happy
One of your wish-list items? Dvds
Where you grew up? North
The last thing you did? Ate
What are you wearing? Clothes
Your TV? Off
Your pets? Loved
Your computer? Addictive
Your mood? Contemplative
Missing someone? Always
Your car? Imaginary
Something you're not wearing? Nailpolish
Favourite shop? Barnes & Noble
Your summer? Depressed
Love someone? Always
Your favourite colour? Pink
When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
When is the last time you cried? Sunday

ETA: The Monster at the End of the Book is now the Monster in the Old Spice spoof. Grover is ♥!